I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
