did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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