Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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