It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
