She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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