Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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