I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He better not be in your backpack
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I need to align my fucking chakras
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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