So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
