Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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