People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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