Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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