Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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