i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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