LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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