You just made me feel so damn special
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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