ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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