I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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