i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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