my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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