Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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