At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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