Don't you send me to vm
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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