He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
