Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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