i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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