did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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