It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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