True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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