i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
