May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
