it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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