Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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