uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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