I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
