I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
