wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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