i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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