I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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