Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
