I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
