Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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