Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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