And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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