would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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