I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The air was thick with penises
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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