I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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