yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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