She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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