There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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