How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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