I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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