do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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