ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you didnt know i had herpes?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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